Some people have a great year in life and some years have bad people in them. Just wanted you to know that you have literally no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year. I hope Santa doesn’t find all the faults you have been keeping under the blanket. May you do not find your name in Santa’s naughty list this year! Have a blessed and wonderful Holiday season with your family and friends. I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas! Because when Christmas is over, nobody will care whether you exist or not! But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive! May you have a great holiday!Ĭhristmas is mostly for children. May your Christmas be as fat, happy, and plentiful as Santa’s! Merry Christmas!Įnjoy this Christmas till you find your name in Santa’s naughty list. So makes sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic Merry Christmas!Ĭhristmas is all about spending time with good people.
Wish you a happy Christmas!Ĭhristmas is truly full of wonders. I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I hope your smiles will be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Here are some hilarious and funny Christmas wishes and greetings that you might be looking for this Christmas. So, don’t hesitate to add some witty humor to your Christmas texts and send them to your friends and loved ones. These are some of the funniest Christmas wishes to make your loved one smile. These funny Christmas wishes will help you share the fun of Christmas all around. And nothing better than a funny Christmas wish can get you in the mood for celebration. It’s a season to celebrate like never before. Funny Christmas Wishes: During Christmas, happiness takes over like the snows in the winter.